Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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