I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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