if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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