Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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