this just has baby written all over it
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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