What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She even gives head with a lisp.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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