Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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