My brain says no but my pants say off.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
