just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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