Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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