if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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