please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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