But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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