yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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