i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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