wat bout pragnant strippers??
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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