I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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