Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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