i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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