either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
