They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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