It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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