i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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