are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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