he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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