Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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