It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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