I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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