so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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