omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
never play flip cup with pint glasses
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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