That's intense
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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