Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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