No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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