Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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