talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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