They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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