my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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