I think I am morally bankrupt
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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