It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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