you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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