Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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