took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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