No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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