So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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