I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I need water and some morals
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
