I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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