So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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