When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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