So drunk its hurt
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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