ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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